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Why did the little scared mouse turn off the TV?
He was afriad to watch the A-CAT-AMY AWARDS SHOW.
Where does a chicken put her letter to her favorite aunt?
In an hen-velope.
Where do calf-students eat their lunch?
In the calf-eteria.
Why did junior bull win the banjo competition?
Because everyone thought he was a great MOO-sician.
How did Sabrina hen get all A’s in school?
She did eggs-tra hard work and she set a good egg-ample .
Fly: My best friend won’t leave his house.
Fly: He’s proud to be a housefly.
Mommy pig: My son has a sore rash on his back.
Vet: I’ll fix that with some Oink-ment.
What do you call an umbrella that forgets words during a song?
What do you call a cashew in outer space?
What is a potatoe’s favorite song?
I only have eyes for you