Don’t Choke on a Joke, Kids! No.1

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Why did the little scared mouse turn off the TV?

He was afriad to watch the A-CAT-AMY AWARDS SHOW.

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Where does a chicken put her letter to her favorite aunt?

 

Hen-elope
Hen-elope
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hen vel- ope

In an hen-velope.

 

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Where do calf-students eat their lunch?

 

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In the calf-eteria.

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Why did junior bull win the banjo competition?

 

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Because everyone thought he was a great MOO-sician.

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How did Sabrina hen get all A’s in school?

 

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She did eggs-tra hard work and she set a good egg-ample .

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Fly: My best friend won’t leave his house.

Bee: Why?

Fly: He’s proud to be a housefly.

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Mommy pig:   My son has a sore rash on his back.

 

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Vet:   I’ll fix that with some Oink-ment.

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What do you call an umbrella that forgets words during a song?

an hum-brella

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What do you call a cashew in outer space?

An astro-NUT

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What is a potatoe’s favorite song?

I only have eyes for you