CHUCKLE – JOKE TIME!
- What complaint did the coffee say to the police?
I’ve been mugged
- Did you hear about the cow that couldn’t give milk?
She thought she was an udder failure.
- Who cuts the lion’s hair.
His mane man.
- Did you hear about the sleepy king of the jungle?
He was lion down.
- What did the farmer say when he saw three holes in the ground?
well, well, well!
6. What do you say to curtains or drapes.
Come on, pull yourself together
- What is the radio announcer’s favorite food?
A tuna sandwich
- Why did the undertaker write a book?
He had a good plot.
- Why did the sailor jump rope?
He hoped he’d become a skipper.
- Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!