Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts don’t talk.
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
There were two cows in a field.
The first cow said “moo”
The second cow said “baaaa.”
The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?”
The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.”