Hey, Riddle, Riddle 1- With Cartoon Images

 

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!

Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!

Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts don’t talk.

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

 

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

 

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!

There were two cows in a field.

The first cow said “moo”

The second cow said “baaaa.”

The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?”

The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.”

 

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