Animal Riddles for Happy Kids

Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested    for dangerous driving?

A: A road hog.

Q: What did one cow say to the other?

A: Mooooooove over

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Q: Where do fish keep their money?

A: In a river bank!

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

A: It gave a little wine!

Q: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

A: Take away his shovel!

Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?

A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A: The car only has one horn.

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?

A: Take away the letter g!

Q: How is a dog like a telephone?

A: It has a collar I.D.