Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog.
Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: It gave a little wine!
Q: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!
Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.
Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: The car only has one horn.
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the letter g!
Q: How is a dog like a telephone?
A: It has a collar I.D.