Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?
Q. Why did the puppy cross the road?…
A.To get to the “barking lot.”
Q.Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs.
Q. Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog!
Q What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?
A. Claw Enforcement.
Q. What do puppies and story tellers have in common?…
A. They both have tails!
Q. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
A. She had mittens.
Q. Have you read the book Raising Dogs?…
A. No? you should it’s a pup-up book.