Kids: Irish Highway Moved to Help the Fairies – For Real

Ireland: Land of the Fairies

I am not sure if you believe in Fairies, but many people who live in Ireland believe that they exist.  To prove this, I am going to tell you a real story about how an Irish Highway was moved so that it would not disturb or destroy a fairy bush.

 

Highway MOVED to Help Irish Fairies

Below is a map that shows the Irish cities of Galway and Limerick.

Now, lots of money was being spent to improve this highway.  At one part of the highway, it needed to be widened.  That should not have been a problem, EXCEPT that there existed a fairy bush.  Normally, any road construction would remove a few trees or bushes, but this is Ireland and fairies cannot be annoyed.  Everyone in Ireland knows that to annoy fairies is unlucky – bad luck follows.  Here is the fairy bush.

The fairy bush
The highway moved so that the fairy bush could remain

The Fairy Bush was Very Important to the Fairies.

There is a man who knows a lot about fairies.  It’s his hobby.  He told the people in charge of this road that the bush was a meeting place before these fairies went to war against their neighbours.

These bush fairies live in Munster, one of the counties of Ireland and their enemies are the fairies of another county called Connaught.  It is at this bush, that the Munster fairies plot war plans against their enemies.  Who wins?  Nobody seems to know.  I hope that this New Year 2018, will bring peace to all fairies in Ireland.

When Teachers are Absent – I go to Work

I have been coming in for teachers who are sick or have emergencies that require them to take a day off.

Here are some of my encounters with young primary kids (Grades/Year 1,2,3)

l. Mary.

“Miss, I want you to know that Samantha cannot run in gym because she has

had her tonsils out.”

2. “Miss, I have designed this great idea to make baseball harder.

There is a field force at each base.   The runner has to bend his back

and fit through a space if he is to reach the base.”

3.   “Miss, can you help me get ready for home?”

Nicholas:  “I can’t undo the knot in my shoe.

Me:  “Let me help.”

Nicholas:  “Miss, you told us stories about your adventures in Australia

with koalas and kangaroos.”

Me:  “Yes, I did.  Did you enjoy them?”

Nicholas:  “I really liked them.  Could you tell us more?”

Me:  “Well, maybe if I come to your class again.”

Nicholas:  “What  if you gave me your phone number and we could

talk about more of your adventures?”

Me:   “I am not allowed to give out my phone number.”

Nicholas.  “O.K, so how about giving me your home number?”

Me:   “I’m not allowed to do that, so maybe I will come back.”

Nicholas:  “I hope so.   My teacher doesn’t speak about kangaroo!”

4.   student:   “John cannot eat peanuts.  If he does – he gets sick.  He gets

so sick that you have to phone for an ambulance.

Me.          “Has this ever happened?”

Student:     “I don’t think so, but we all have to be prepared.”

5.   Student:   “Miss, have you ever had a wish and wanted it to come true?”

Me.           “Yes.”

Student:    “Me, too!’

6.    Student:    “Did you ever wish that you could fly away when things got

bad?”

Me.           “Often.

Student:    “Oh, that must have been a lot of times!   I’m not that bad!”

Cat and Dog Jokes 1: Kids Will Enjoy These

 

Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?

A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?

Q. Why did the puppy cross the road?…

A.To get to the “barking lot.”

 

Q.Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

A. Too many cheetahs.

Q. Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?

A: Because it scares the dog!

Q What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?

A. Claw Enforcement.

Q.  What do puppies and story tellers have in common?…

A.   They both have tails!

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Q. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

A.  She had mittens.

Q. Have you read the book Raising Dogs?…

A.   No? you should it’s a pup-up book.

 

Winnie the Pooh Quotes to Inspire Kids

Again in these dark political days of wars and fighting, I have declared a week of peace, love and inspiration. These blogs are taken from my children’s site   http://childrenandteensstoriestomotivateandinspire.com

Winnie the Pooh was written in the 1920s by A.A Milne for his son Christopher Robin.  Here are some old pictures of them.

A.A Milne, his wife and Christopher Robin
Christopher Robin with Pooh his bear.

“You’re braver than you believe and stronger and smarter than you think.”

“A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.”

“You can’t stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

“Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem.”

“Just because an animal is large, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.”

“The things that make me different are the things that make me.”

Piglet: “How do you spell love?”

Pooh: “You don’t spell it, you feel it.”

“It is hard to be brave, when you’re only a Very Small Animal.

“There’s the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there’s an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don’t like talking about them.”

“It’s so much more friendly with two.”

“- What day is it?

– It’s today, – squeaked Piglet.

  • My favorite day, – said Pooh.

“Some people care too much. I think it’s called love.” 

Making a Derby Car for Kids

Seven Steps for Making a Fast Pinewood Derby Car

1. Max out your pinewood derby car’s weight at 5 ounces and make sure the heaviest part is about 1 inch in front of the rear axle. This is the most important step. Science shows if you do this correctly, you will beat a pinewood derby car built exactly the same — except with the weight toward its front — by 4.6 car lengths. It works because the farther back the weight is, the more potential energy you have because your center of mass is higher up on the track. (Don’t put it too far back, or your pinewood derby car will become unstable and pop a wheelie.)


 

2. Use lightweight wheels. This is illegal in some races, but if it’s not in yours, this is a must-do step that will give you a 2.1-car-length advantage at the finish line versus a car with normal wheels. It works because heavy wheels take away from the kinetic energy (the energy something has due to its motion), which makes the pinewood derby car slower.


3. Use bent polished axles.

Bending your axles with a bending tool will make the wheels ride up against the nailhead, which creates less friction than if the wheel is bouncing around and rubbing against the wooden pinewood derby car body. See video for details.


4. Railride. Railriding means you steer your pinewood derby car into the center guide track just enough that you keep the car from bouncing around. This helps reduce friction and saves energy for speed. See video for details.


5. Create a pinewood derby car that is reasonably aerodynamic, meaning its design cuts down on drag caused by air. No need to get crazy here, but simply having a wedge-shaped pinewood derby car instead of the standard block out of the box will equal a 1.4-car advantage at the finish line.


6. Ride on three wheels by raising one wheel off the track.(Check the rules to make sure this is allowed in your race.) You will move faster if you have to get only three wheels rotating, giving you a 1.1-car advantage over an identical pinewood derby car riding on four wheels.


 

7. Use lots of graphite. There isn’t a big difference in types of graphite, so buy the cheap stuff and use as much as possible. Be sure to get plenty around each wheel and on the axle.

It works! After my research, my son and I wanted to do one final test to prove that this is a good list. So we built a simple pinewood derby car using this list in 45 minutes, and we beat the fastest pinewood derby car in our local race by two car lengths. Turns out, science works!


roberMeet Mark Rober

Mark Rober worked as a mechanical engineer at NASA for nine years. During this time, he worked on Curiosity, a car-sized robot that left Earth in 2011, landed on Mars in 2012, and has been exploring, conducting experiments and sending back pictures ever since. Now Mark makes high-tech Halloween costumes.

And Then What Happened? by Pauline Gallagher ©

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

             by Pauline Gallagher  ©

This morning I got dressed for school.

And then what happened?

Rufus put his dirty paws all over me!

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Yikes

I ate my favorite cereal.

And then what happened?

My front tooth fell out!

YIKES!

I waited for the school bus.

And then what happened?

A speeding car splashed me!

Yikess

I took off my boots in school.

And then what happened?

I saw a big hole in my sock!

Yikes

I put up my hand in class.

And then what happened?

I got the wrong answer!

Yikes

The teacher asked me a question.

And then what happened?

I go the right answer!

Yippee

I was finger-painting,

And then what happened?

My nose became itchy!

YIKES.

I cleaned up for the teacher.

And then what happened?

I forgot to turn the water tap off!

Yikes

I played ball in the school yard.

And then what happened?

I broke the Principal’s window!

Mom said there was no dessert.

And then what happened?

She took us to an ice cream parlour.

Yippee

I broke my mom’s best vase.

And then what happened?

I was sent to my room.

Yikes

My mother told my father

And then what happened?

My father told me to be careful.

Yippee

My bedroom went dark.

And then what happened?

Mom and Dad kissed me “Goodnight.”

YIPPEE – SNORE.

Our Own Pet Phobe Birds – They Have Laid Eggs

This is at least the fourth year for Mr. and Mrs. Phobe (Fee-bee) to return to our Canadian lake.  Penny is the wife and Frankie is the husband.  They are very friendly birds and often land near us when we are having coffee in the sun room.

Mrs. Phobe has built her mud and grass nest under our eave’s.  We cannot see her nest but she flies in and out of it quite often.  When Mrs. Phobe is on the nest, Mr. Phobe goes hunting for insects.

Here are some notes from a book on birds.

Mrs. Penny Phone
Mr. Frankie Phone

One of our most familiar eastern flycatchers, the Eastern Phoebe’s raspy “phoebe” (Fee-bee)  call is a frequent sound around yards and farms in spring and summer. These brown-and-white songbirds sit upright and wag their tails from prominent, low perches. They typically place their mud-and-grass nests in protected nooks on bridges, barns, and houses, which adds to the species’ familiarity to humans. Hardy birds, Eastern Phoebes winter farther north than most other flycatchers and are one of the earliest returning migrants in spring.

Size & Shape
The Eastern Phoebe is a plump songbird with a medium-length tail. It appears large-headed for a bird of its size. The head often appears flat on top, but phoebes sometimes raise the feathers up into a peak. Like most small flycatchers, they have short, thin bills used for catching insects.

Color Pattern
The Eastern Phoebe is brownish-gray above and off-white below, with a dusky wash to the sides of the breast. The head is typically the darkest part of the upperparts. Birds in fresh fall plumage show faint yellow on the belly and whitish edging on the folded wing feathers.

Behavior
The Eastern Phoebe generally perches low in trees or on fencelines. Phoebes are very active, making short flights to capture insects and very often returning to the same perch. They make sharp “peep” calls in addition to their familiar “phoebe” vocalizations. When perched, Eastern Phoebes wag their tails down and up frequently.

Habitat
These birds favor open woods such as yards, parks, woodlands, and woodland edges. Phoebes usually breed around buildings or bridges on which they construct their nests under the protection of an eave or ledge.

Summer Sun – Poem by Robert Louis Stevenson

Summer Sun – Poem by Robert Louis Stevenson

Great is the sun, and wide he goes

Through empty heaven with repose;

And in the blue and glowing days

More thick than rain he showers his rays.

Though closer still the blinds we pull

To keep the shady parlour cool,

Yet he will find a chink or two

To slip his golden fingers through.

The dusty attic spider-clad

He, through the keyhole, maketh glad;

And through the broken edge of tiles

Into the laddered hay-loft smiles.

Meantime his golden face around

He bares to all the garden ground,

And sheds a warm and glittering look

Among the ivy’s inmost nook.

Above the hills, along the blue,

Round the bright air with footing true,

To please the child, to paint the rose,

The gardener of the World, he goes.

Robert Louis Stevenson