Maybe you have heard of some of these –sorry!
Q: What does a cat call a hummingbird?
A: Fast food.
Q: How do chickens get strong?
Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
A: Because it was chicken.
Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A: A polygon
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words.
Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody the Wood Pickle.
Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: He got caught peeping on a test.
Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?