Bird Riddles: These are Quite Tweet!

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Q: What does a cat call a hummingbird?

A: Fast food.

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Q: How do chickens get strong?

A: Egg-cersize.

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Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

A: Because it was chicken.

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Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon

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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?

A: Because they don’t know the words.

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Q: What is green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody the Wood Pickle.

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Q: How do you catch a unique bird?

A: Unique up on it.

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Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

A: He got caught peeping on a test.

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Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment.