Dog Jokes for Kids: Enjoy

Q. Why do dogs run in circles?

A. Because it’s too hard to run in squares!

Q. What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A.   A shampoodle!

Q. Why did the dachshund bite the man’s ankle?

A.  It  couldn’t reach any higher!

Q. Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”?

A.     Because Frost-bites

Q. What type of markets do dogs avoid?

A.  Flea markets!

Q. When is a black dog not a black dog?

A. When it’s a greyhound!

Q. What do you call a great dog detective?

A.  Sherlock Bones!

 

Q. Why is a tree like a big dog?

A.  They both have lot of bark!

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

A.  Ruff!

“I have my ball, let’s play!”

Q. What did one flea say to the other?

“Should we walk or take a dog?”

Cat and Dog Jokes 1: Kids Will Enjoy These

 

Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?

A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?

Q. Why did the puppy cross the road?…

A.To get to the “barking lot.”

 

Q.Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

A. Too many cheetahs.

Q. Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?

A: Because it scares the dog!

Q What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order?

A. Claw Enforcement.

Q.  What do puppies and story tellers have in common?…

A.   They both have tails!

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Q. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

A.  She had mittens.

Q. Have you read the book Raising Dogs?…

A.   No? you should it’s a pup-up book.