Dog Jokes for Kids: Enjoy

Q. Why do dogs run in circles?

A. Because it’s too hard to run in squares!

Q. What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A.   A shampoodle!

Q. Why did the dachshund bite the man’s ankle?

A.  It  couldn’t reach any higher!

Q. Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”?

A.     Because Frost-bites

Q. What type of markets do dogs avoid?

A.  Flea markets!

Q. When is a black dog not a black dog?

A. When it’s a greyhound!

Q. What do you call a great dog detective?

A.  Sherlock Bones!

 

Q. Why is a tree like a big dog?

A.  They both have lot of bark!

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

A.  Ruff!

“I have my ball, let’s play!”

Q. What did one flea say to the other?

“Should we walk or take a dog?”