Chuckle – Joke Time for Kids

CHUCKLE – JOKE TIME!

  1. What complaint did the coffee say to the police?

I’ve been mugged

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  1. Did you hear about the cow that couldn’t give milk?

She thought she was an udder failure.

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  1. Who cuts the lion’s hair.

His mane man.

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  1. Did you hear about the sleepy king of the jungle?

He was lion down.

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  1. What did the farmer say when he saw three holes in the ground?

well, well, well!

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6. What do you say to curtains or drapes.

Come on, pull yourself together

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  1. What is the radio announcer’s favorite food?

A tuna sandwich

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  1. Why did the undertaker write a book?

He had a good plot.

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  1. Why did the sailor jump rope?

He hoped he’d become a skipper.

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  1. Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts!