Poems to Make Children Laugh by Wonderful Egar Lear

EGAR LEAR:   FUNNY POEMS

 

There was an Old Man in a tree,

Who was horribly bored by a bee.

When they said “Does it buzz?”

He replied “Yes, it does!

It’s a regular brute of a bee!”

 

 

 

There was an old man on the Border,

Who lived in the utmost disorder;

He danced with the cat, and made tea in his hat,

Which vexed all the folks on the Border.

 

 

There was an Old Man with a beard,

Who said, “It is just as I feared! —

Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,

Have all built their nests in my beard.

 

 

There was an old person of Nice,

Whose associates were usually Geese.

They walked out together, in all sorts of weather.

That affable person of Nice!

 

 

 

Animal Riddles to Make You and Your Friends Laugh

Have fun with these………..

images-18Q: What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A: A dino-sore!

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

 

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A: Is that you mommy?

Q: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

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A: A computer mouse.

 

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Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?

A: At the baa-baa shop.

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Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?

A: To the mooooooovies.

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Q: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?

A: Croak-a-cola.

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Q: What do you give a pig with a rash?

A: Oinkment.

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: The chicken wasn’t around .

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Q: What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?

A: Pooched eggs.

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Q: Why don’t bears wear shoes?

A: What’s the use, they’d still have bear feet