Bird Riddles: These are Quite Tweet!

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Q: What does a cat call a hummingbird?

A: Fast food.

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Q: How do chickens get strong?

A: Egg-cersize.

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Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

A: Because it was chicken.

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Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon

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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?

A: Because they don’t know the words.

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Q: What is green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody the Wood Pickle.

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Q: How do you catch a unique bird?

A: Unique up on it.

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Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

A: He got caught peeping on a test.

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Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment.

Chuckle – Joke Time for Kids

CHUCKLE – JOKE TIME!

  1. What complaint did the coffee say to the police?

I’ve been mugged

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  1. Did you hear about the cow that couldn’t give milk?

She thought she was an udder failure.

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  1. Who cuts the lion’s hair.

His mane man.

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  1. Did you hear about the sleepy king of the jungle?

He was lion down.

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  1. What did the farmer say when he saw three holes in the ground?

well, well, well!

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6. What do you say to curtains or drapes.

Come on, pull yourself together

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  1. What is the radio announcer’s favorite food?

A tuna sandwich

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  1. Why did the undertaker write a book?

He had a good plot.

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  1. Why did the sailor jump rope?

He hoped he’d become a skipper.

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  1. Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts!