Hey, Riddle, Riddle 2: With Cartoon Images

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!

Q: What is the quietest kind of a dog?
A: A hush puppy.

 

Q: How is a dog like a telephone?
A: It has a collar I.D.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.

 

 

Q: How do you stop an rhino from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!

 

Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: The price of bacon would go up.

Q: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!

 

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: It gave a little wine!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

 

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.

 

Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!

Hey, Riddle, Riddle 1- With Cartoon Images

 

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!

Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!

Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts don’t talk.

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

 

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

 

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!

There were two cows in a field.

The first cow said “moo”

The second cow said “baaaa.”

The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?”

The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.”